I was getting ready to do a trust fall into a strangers arms when my good friend fear came to call. He sat on my shoulder and whispered all sorts of dreadful things into my ear.
Fear: Oh shit, this isn’t going to turn out well, you know.
Myself: Why not? She seems strong enough. I bet she eats her spinach.
Fear: No, what if her cellphone goes off, and she let’s you drop? Ouch.
Myself: Nice try. There were no cell phones in 1991.
Fear: Pagers?
Myself: Yeah, that seems legit. What should I do?
Fear: Honestly? Run.
Myself: My thighs rub together when I run, I hate being chafed.
Fear: Then just half-ass it. That’s what I would do, but what do I know? I’m just an emotion.
Myself: Why haven’t you used up your vacation time yet? Courage is ready to fill in for you.
Fear: What can I say? I’m dedicated to my job.
Myself: I can’t talk anymore, I’ve stalled this long enough.
Fear: Bitch, you’re crazy.
Myself: Okay, here I go.
Fear: I’m going to hurl.
Myself: I can’t believe I just did that. Although I admit, it was rather half-assed.
Fear: That’s my girl.
The Blemished Lens 
Never have I ever…
And, I probably never will.
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Never have I ever did a real cartwheel.
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Never have I ever done a backflip!
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Never have I ever won at Battleship.
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Never have I ever… wait, what? Never? You’ve never won at Battleship?
That seems wrong. We should fix that immediately!
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It’s impossible, I can’t sink Colonel Mustard.
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Not even in the Observatory with your battleship?
“Blub blub glub flub, you killed my Clue character.”
You would not, could not, in a train, or in the rain?
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I wouldn’t probably, but I bet Miss. Scarlet would.
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Well, she’s a hussy. Everyone knows that.
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Mr. Green seems oblivious.
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I think he’s just confused how me made the jump from battleship to clue. I tried to tell him that there were shoots and ladders involved, but he wandered off muttering something about a revolver.
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Poor fella. Brains all scrabbled like that.
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It was a real twister.
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Jinga. LOL
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Bazinga?
Checkmate?
King me?
And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
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Chocolate or peanut butter?
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Both, of course. Is there any other kind? And, even if there were, why would you want them?
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True, I fear change.
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I always thought deliberately falling was kind of stupid. I mean, I’m so clumsy, just wait a few minutes, and I’m bound to fall for real.
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Whoever came up with the idea could probably walk with a book on their head.
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Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight Sparkle…. left to right. 😉
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I shall take your word on it. 🙂
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BaZinga!
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We like to have some fun here. BaZinga!
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I don’t think I’ll ever trust anyone enough to catch me if I fall 😦 Sounds like an awfully dangerous trust exercise, if you ask me.
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That was one time I’m glad I took fears advice…fake it. 🙂
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Well, the stone tile broke my fall. Guess I can’t trust the laundry room.
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Stone tile is a danger to us all.
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